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The Secret Society of Circle Jerking…

Ejaculatorium stands squarely behind all masturbators… But it doesn’t have to be a solitary act!  Some of the hottest whack-off sessions can be had by greasing that piston along with your closest buddies!  The advantage to the sacred group activity of circle jerking is plausible denyability for the straight guys… You can’t go blabbing about it to the world because everyone was a participant!  Of course, in situations where we give each other a “helping hand” during a group stroke-off, know that you are admitting to your friends that you may not be 100% straight…  But don’t let that stop you.  Keep calm and stroke-on!

"Oops!  Sorry about that, bro!  Here, let me just wipe that off you with my sock."

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